So...ummm. Ok, you guys know how Lindsay Lohan has actually had a pretty bitching career and all? I mean she's done a bunch of movies and she's worked with some really badass people like Meryl Streep and Tina Fey and Robert Altman and Lily Tomlin!! Lily Tomlin!! That's really rad! I think that's really rad. So, anyway, you guys also know that she...well...she's really not that good. Seriously. Ok, well, she did kinda rock in The Parent Trap but since then there hasn't really been anything to compare. And you guys know how she's been in and out of "rehab" and she wanders around without underwear, and I think she's a cutter. I'm not trying to spread gossip but there's pictures and stuff. And she always shows up late and then she's, like all, "dehydrated" and she has to leave after making everyone wait for 4 hours and she's just generally shitting on everything that's been basically handed to her on a silver platter. AND she plays with knives...
But ummm...you know who doesn't show up late or snort cocaine in bathrooms or wander around in short skirts with no drawers on and is always prepared and NEVER gets dehydrated? THIS GAL!!
I'm just saying, you know...I'm available. You know where to find me.
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Food for thought:
Maybe America is going through one of those binges where head-shaving, coke-snorting, foul-mouthed, drunk-ass bitches that crash their cars into trees while wearing no underwear get all the attention and stage time...like when you sit down and eat the entire big bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos by yourself.
Don't worry, America will begin to feel nauseous and purge this crap only to return to focusing on actual talent and charm very soon.
Besides, with Lohan's most recent driving incident, Paris is already getting prepared for her new cellmate and people are just plain bored with Britney.
It's already happening...
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