Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Another survey brought to you by Mattie G.

1. It’s 2AM on the weekend, and you are not home. You are more than likely:
At Huck's house? This is highly improbable. We both get up too early to stay up this late.

2. What’s the last thing you spent more than $100 on?
Clothing and shoes.

3. What do your bank checks look like?
Run of the mill bank checks.

4. Where did you get the shirt you are currently wearing from?
Target.

5. Name something that was on your Christmas wish list.
A winter coat.

6. What color is your toothbrush?
White and blue.

7. Name something you collect.
Happy thoughts.

8. Last restaurant you ate at?
Flying Tiger.

9. Last person you bought a birthday card for?
I believe it was Melissa. Or my mom. Or maybe it was your mom.

10. What is your worst bad habit?
Not taking good enough care of myself.

11. Name a magazine you subscribe to?
Cooks Illustrated.

12. Your favorite pizza toppings?
Cheese. Everything else just gets in the way.

13. Whose number were you looking up the last time you used a phone book?
I'm pretty sure it was a dentist for my broken toof!

14. What is the last thing you cooked?
Scrambled eggs.

15. Name something you wouldn’t want to buy used?
Anything that is a receptacle for body fluids. Blargh!

16. What is the last thing you remember losing?
My firmly implemented belief system.

17. What is the ugliest piece of furniture in your house?
Yeah, I don't own ugly furninture. I mean, there's a rather plain folding chair. Does that count?

18. Last thing you bought and ended up returning?
A lamp from Target.

20. Your favorite game?
Cranium. I'm also a huge fan of Shangai Rummy and truth be told, I've been itching for a good poker game lately.

21. Last game you played?
Does bowling count?

22. Do you know the person you want to marry?
I think this requires a desire to get married first and foremost...

23. If a movie was made about your life, what would the theme song be?
"It's a Kind of Magic" by Queen

24. Who can cheer you up easily?
Huck, P, Q, Kristi, Seana, Amy, Mel, Frank, G. Lots of people really.

25. What was the color of the bridesmaid dresses of the last wedding you went to?
I have never, not once, been a bridesmaid. I've only been to three weddings in my entire life.

26. What house cleaning chore do you hate to do the most?
Right now? Dishes. And wiping down the counters. Ugh.

27. What is your favorite way to eat chicken?
I'm with G on this one. With my hands.


28. It is your birthday. You hope the cake is:
A fresh fruit tart. I love those things!!

29. What is the status of you and the last person you texted?
Kindred spirits.

30. What is wrong with you right now?
Ummm...nothing?

31. What do you wear to bed?
A smile.

32. Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
You know, I try not to but I think I must make them complicated, the way things always work out.

33. Are you friends with all of your exes?
Not a one.

34. Whose house did you go to last night?
Roberto's!

35. What about the night before that?
Ma and Pa.

36. What is the last movie you watched?
Erin Brockovich. (sp?)

37. What are you excited about?
Going to rehearsal. Man, it's so much fun!

38. What’s on your mind right now?
The 2 1/2 hour conversation I had last night.

39. Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
Probably not.

40. Will you kiss the last person you kissed again?
No.

41. What's your ring tone?
Yikes. Ok: "Linus and Lucy" for all friends except G and Janee who warrant "Axel F" for inside joke reasons, "Hemeleno" from Lilo and Stitch for family, "Bad Reputation" for Huck, Beethoven's Fifth for the Mexican. And something else for someone else that I haven't heard in a very long time...

42. Do you plan on moving within the next year?
If I can help it, I won't be moving for a very long time.

43. What were you doing at 8pm last night?
Rehearsing.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Question:

Ok before we get started, is everyone familiar with the movie Grease?

Yes? Ok.

What the eff is the deal with the end of that movie? I'm talking specifically about the part where Danny and Sandy lift off the ground, in their car, and fly off into the sky. They literally fly off into the stratosphere and everyone else is like, still dancing around like a bunch of goons. "Golly, it's so neat that Sandy and Danny finally figured it all out and FLEW OFF INTO THE SKY.

I'm all for suspension of disbelief but this is asking a bit too much.


*A/N Huck, the post that I promised you will come tomorrow and it will be fantastical but this Grease thing was on my mind and it was either type it out or drink a warm glass of milk...

Monday, February 11, 2008



Another birthday come and gone and I have to say that this one may have been the best one in years. There's few things that are better than being around people that love you and bowling.

Prize for the best birthday present ever goes to Huck. She turned me into a bobble head. I will soon immortalized in full on bobble head form! I can't even begin to express how awesome this is. However, I understand that I have some packages in the mail and I'm sure that those will reach new levels of awesomeness as well.

You know, I have to say, and this is completely impartial, I'm pretty sure that I rock bowling shoes harder than just about anyone.
Well...almost anyone.








A/N Not one hour after writing this post, I fell out of my own bed. Seriously. I twisted my foot and scraped my knee and it was hands down the best part of my day.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

I stole this survey from Maxey!

1. Do you like blue cheese?
You know, I can handle it in small amounts but I don't know that I'd classify that as "liking" it.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
WTF?!? No!

3. Do you own a gun?
I actually had to think about this one for a second. No.

4. Your favorite song?
Right now it's a tie between "I've been loving you too long" by Otis Redding and "Flying" from the Peter Pan soundtrack. Oh, and "Wild Thing" by Tone Loc.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointment?
Dentist and girlie doctor, yes! The rest, not so much.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I like hot dogs.

7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Wawa and coffee.

8. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I have a ring with an oval piece of Labrodorite that I've had for ages. I guess it's kinda my signature piece.

9. What one trait do you hate about yourself?
I loath that I still care about what people think of me. I so look forward to the day when my opinion of myself is based on what I think rather than the opinions of others.

10. What is your middle name?
Maria

11. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment...
Who is walking through the building, I'm cold, I need to go vote.

12. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
coffee, lunch, groceries

13. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
Wawa, coffee, diet pepsi

14. Current worry right now?
I'm actually not worried about anything right now!

15. Current hate right now?
The weather. Brrr!

16. How did you celebrate the New Year?
With Huck and Q.

17. Where would you like to go?
I'd love to visit my pals in Appalachia, Disney World, Africa, Spain, India, Costa Rica

18. Name one person who will complete this?
Ummm...me?

19. Do you own slippers?
See last blog entry.

20. What shirt are you wearing?
A navy blue crew neck sweater.

21. Can you whistle?
Yep. Regular style and finger-in-the-mouth style. *giggle, giggle*

22. Favorite color?
Red

23 . Would you be a pirate?
You know, I already did that whole pirate/ninja thing. Maybe this time around I'll be a Lost Boy.

24. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Just about anything with lyrics.

25. Favorite girl's name?
I don't have one.

26 . Favorite boy's names?
see above.

27. What's in your pocket right now?
Nothing.

28 . Last thing that made you laugh?
I got a Myspace message from an old pal that made me laugh hard when I read it. I wonder if he's reading this right now? Do you feel weird that I'm talking about you?

29 . Best bedsheets as a child?
There were these yellow ones with butterflies on them that I lurved. Very soft, those sheets.

30 . Worst injury you've ever had?
Since I've never broken any bones I'm gonna go with the time that I ate shit running up the Pike House drive way. Oof! I so totally ate it!! I have the pictures to prove it too.

31. Do you love where you live?
With the exception of Lubbock, I've loved everywhere I've lived.

32 . How many TVs do you have in your house?
Dos.

33 . Who is your loudest friend?
Kristi. Absolutely no question. Kristi.

34 How many dogs do you have?
None. That question made me feel inadequate.

35 . Does someone have a crush on you?
No.

36. What is your favorite candy?
Nerds or Skittles. Come on, it's a virtual fruit explosion!

37. Favorite Sports Team?
None.

38. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Debussy's Claire De Lune. Either that or Funky Cold Medina by Tone Loc. I'm obviously on a Tone Loc kick right now.

39. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Zzzzzzzzz....

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
I'm gonna hit the snooze once, ONCE!

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Birthday Wish List

In my youth I was under the assumption that when my birthday rolled around every year all of my wishes would be magically understood by those that cared about me. This, unfortunately, made for some rather lackluster celebrations. It's come to my attention that in order to have the birthday I want, I have to actually tell people what I want or need. So here it goes. Most of these will be absolutely fanciful and will therefore be impossible to fulfill but some are rather practical as well.

1. A nice pair of slippers. I have yet to be able to find a pair that are satisfactory. I would like something cute and functional that will keep my feet warm as I putz around the house on weekends. Also they need to have some type of cushioning for Guitar Hero rocking out purposes.

2. I believe that I would like to either go bowling or karaoke-ing or some combination of the two for my actual birthday celebrations. Some thing very laid back and chill where I don't have to get dressed up, where I can just be silly and totally celebrate the fact that I survived this last year.

3. A trip to Disney World with P. Yo bra, you promised!

4. A chance to get to see some of me friends back East. (I'm intentionally leaving that typo in there because it makes me laugh. It kinda makes me sound like a pirate.)

5. A day at a spa. The whole works: massage, facial, body wrap and whatever the hell else they do when you get one of those packages. It's very nice to be pampered.

6. A nice boy from the UK to call me "love" and "pet" as in "You look quite fetching today, pet." This is a throw back to my BTVS days when I was utterly in love with a bleach blond vampire but I still think it would me smile. It'd also be nice if he was big enough that he could consider me the "Carry and Go" size. Huck told me that she's been referred to as that and I thought it was awful cute.

7. A really awesome mix CD. I don't know why but I think that getting mix CD's as presents is totally awesome. It means that someone sat down and thought about what songs they wanted me to hear and what songs they thought I would like.

8. Some clothing and money would always be appreciated.

9. The collected volumes of "Runaways" and "Fables". I already got caught up on my Buffy comics but I'm still missing these other two.

10. A week long surf camp in Costa Rica. I swear by all that is holy that I will learn to surf this year.

11. Guitar lessons and the time to actually practice and learn. Chicks who can play guitar are awesome and I've been told that I look pretty good holding one. Imagine how hot I'd be if I could rock out!

12. A chance to be in rehearsal again, which is actually going to be the one wish I know will come true this birthday. Let's hear it for putting up a show in 10 days! YEAH!!

13. To be a Barter Player again. It sounds so weird but I do totally wish for this. While I very nearly lost my mind, it was also some of the most fun I've ever had.

14. Some better tops. I swear every day I go into my closet and think "Why does all my clothing look the same? Why don't I have any interesting clothes?!"

15. A really awesome piece of something to put in the large space above my fireplace. I actually saw this gorgeous mirror the other day but I couldn't rationalize spending $1000 on some like that. A THOUSAND DOLLARS!!

16. A dance party with Q, Kristi, Jimmy, and Mattie. My gosh, can those folks effing move!!

17. A really nice watch. Everything I see these days has too many bells and whistles. I want some elegant and classic... with no gold.

18. A personal trainer who'll make me move my butt every day but won't yell at me or call me a maggot or a wuss when I have to do girlie push ups.

19. You know, I would really love to have a team of professional hair and make up folks doll me up one day just to see how flawless they could make me look. But what a disappointment it would be when they left!!

20. To feel like, at the end of the day, that there are at least a few people who are happy that I made it through this last year and that they love and support me and think that I'm peachy with a side of keen just the way I am. Come to think of it, I know that this wish will also come true...

Alright a week and counting! Let the festivities begin!!