aquarius (Jan. 21st-Feb. 18th)
According to the stars, "You will be up for a pleasant surprise this week if you get out and socialize." For an evening that continues to surprise in a very pleasant way, insert a small buttplug before heading out to socialize.
Ya gotta love when the stars align just so and tell you to stick foreign objects up your bum!
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Your horiscope is clearly talking about excstacy. You become way more sociable when you put it in your butt...ie a buttplug.
You really need to stop getting your horoscope from gay hardcore porn mags- they're not talking to you.
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