Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Aquarius

"Goose bumps and burning sensations coursed through me as I meditated on your upcoming adventures. From what I can tell, your rambles will be both spooky and fulfilling. They'll knock you on your ass and lift your spirits, sometimes at the same time. They'll give you almost more blessings than you can handle, even as they invite you to take on responsibilities that will give you the chance to be a hero. Are you ready to have your certainties challenged in the most useful ways possible? "

Say what you will about the art of astrology. However, this guy always has the most encouraging things to say to me when I'm coming up on a huge life change.

It's nice to know that the PTB's are on my side...

Monday, November 13, 2006

The bend in the road...

This year is winding to a close. I wanted a lot of things for this year and many of those things came to fruition and some did not. That's ok.

It's weird how things are changing. I think back to the me of 4 years ago or one year ago or, hell, even earlier this year and I seem so different. A little bit wiser, a little less scared, a little more adventurous. A very long time ago my dad told me that the Chinese have two definitions for the word "Change". One is fear and the other is opportunity. I've tried to look at every change in my life as an opportunity since then and it's served me pretty well. I may be leaving this place that I love but I'm determined to go out in a blaze, not to prove anything to anyone but just because that's what this job and this place deserve: my very best. I have my whole life and career in front of me, the possibilities are endless.

"I don't know what lies beyond the bend in the road, but I'm going to believe that the best does."

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Because I know you all want it...

It was discovered last night that fascinating things happen when you shake your head up and down as opposed to the original side to side...


Rick really came up with some of the best pictures ever. This one in particular has inspired me to follow my brother's advice and transfer them to B&W. I'm going to blow them up and sell them for the Christmas auction we have here.




Doing things the old fashoined way...



Wednesday, November 01, 2006



I felt that my blog needed some color. All of the black was beginning to depress me.

I feel a little bit like this frog right now.

Hmmm.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

The word of the day is: SURVEY!!!!

These are supposedly 40 questions that no one would EVER think to ask.

Answer them with what comes to mind first, then REPOST the bulletin!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?
I have GOT to get my eyebrows waxed.

2. When is the next time you will make out?
I don't know...I want to make out all the time so hopefully soon.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"
Pluck

4. What's your favorite planet?
Mercury

5. Who's the 4th person on your missed calls list?
Q

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Handbags and Gladrags. Ugh, I'm such a tool for having a favorite ringer.

7. What shirt are you wearing right now?
Sheesh, personal! It's a navy blue cable knit sweater.

8. What do you "label" yourself as?
What?

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Kenneth Cole Reaction

10. Bright or dark room?
Bright

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey?
He's alright.

12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
The one on the right.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sitting on the couch next to Scot reading a comic book. Don't judge!!!

14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
It was something about gay drama and coming to visit.

15. What just so happens to be the best song in the world?
"The Third Wish"

16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot?
You know what I mean?
Whatever.
Get this shit off my face!!

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Scot.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
This old ass greyhound at the comic book store.

19. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?
None. Oh wait, I drank some champagne a few days ago, does that count?

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
I think just two...maybe more.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
26 was pretty awesome, so was 24. 25 SUCKED!!!!

22. Your worst enemy?
My own self loathing.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
Well it's Scot's computer: an awesome picture of a frog

24.What is the last thing you said to someone?
"Tooling around on the intranet." And yes I know that's misspelled. That's how I said it.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which one would you choose?
flying hands down.

26. Do you love someone?
yes. there's a select few who get to bask in the sunlight of my love.

27.last song you listened to?
something from a musical.

28. If the last person you spoke to on the phone was getting shot at, what would you do?
get in between them and the bullets.

30. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace?
no

31. What's your favorite pair of pajamas like?
tank tops and shorts. They're so comfortable!

32. What do you do when you pass graveyards?
think about zombies

33. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
yeah i've seen quite a few.

34. How old do you think you'll live?
87

35. Have you ever been to www.43things.com?
yes

36. List five things you want to do in your lifetime:
1. learn to play an instrument well
2. have my own theatre
3. travel the world
4. go to circus school
5. own a ranch

37. What do you put on your hamburgers?
cheese, mayo and ketchup

38. What's your myspace password?
That's the dumbest question ever.

39. Do you eat raw hotdogs?
not since I was little

40. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad?
depends. sometimes I drown it, other times I'm a little more frugal.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Experiment: Part 2

If you haven't read my last post, you need to do so before continuing with this one.

Here are some more:



Bear had some of the best pictures on account of how much he can let his face fly. Look at that sucker go!!



Ben took the prize for the night. He really just shook the crap outta his face. I'm surprised he didn't hurt himself...


The man who we owe this whole thing to. He came up with the idea!


This was the first picture I saw that evening. Bear came up to me and told me that he'd taken a picture of a zombie...It's a terrifyingly accurate statement.



One of my favorite things about the pictures is that the girls all came out looking like stills from a porno. In the previous post this is perfectly shown in the picture with B and Zig. She totally looks like she's getting it from behind.

All right folks, that's all I've got for now. Feel free to conduct your own experiments and send me the pictures!! Happy shaking!

Thursday, October 05, 2006

This is for posterity, so please, be honest...

Here's a little experiment for you:

Ok. Shake your head back and forth quickly. C'mon. No one's looking. Now, really get into it. I mean shake it fast and loose. Really just let your entire face fly! If you're doing it correctly there should be an accompanying squishy, slappy, jowly sound.

Are you doing it?



Now imagine, if you will, that while you are shaking what your mama gave you someone is there to document the whole with a thing with a camera...