1. A man in the waiting area was wearing a wee little short robe and totally flashed me his testicles. The guy was sitting down with his legs spread wide open, just airing those puppies out. Oh...wow...
2. During my massage my massage therapist tells me in her HEAVILY accented english to "Relax, please!" How do you relax when you're worried about not being relaxed enough? I got scolded for being too tense. I spent the rest of the hour stressing out about whether I was relaxed or not.
Hey! Check out this guy's rocking threads!!
"Wow guy, I LOVE your shiny faux leather looking pants AND your shiny faux leather looking shirt!"
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