I felt that my blog needed some color. All of the black was beginning to depress me.
I feel a little bit like this frog right now.
Hmmm.
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Saturday, October 14, 2006
The word of the day is: SURVEY!!!!
These are supposedly 40 questions that no one would EVER think to ask.
Answer them with what comes to mind first, then REPOST the bulletin!
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?
I have GOT to get my eyebrows waxed.
2. When is the next time you will make out?
I don't know...I want to make out all the time so hopefully soon.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"
Pluck
4. What's your favorite planet?
Mercury
5. Who's the 4th person on your missed calls list?
Q
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Handbags and Gladrags. Ugh, I'm such a tool for having a favorite ringer.
7. What shirt are you wearing right now?
Sheesh, personal! It's a navy blue cable knit sweater.
8. What do you "label" yourself as?
What?
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Kenneth Cole Reaction
10. Bright or dark room?
Bright
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey?
He's alright.
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
The one on the right.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sitting on the couch next to Scot reading a comic book. Don't judge!!!
14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
It was something about gay drama and coming to visit.
15. What just so happens to be the best song in the world?
"The Third Wish"
16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot?
You know what I mean?
Whatever.
Get this shit off my face!!
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Scot.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
This old ass greyhound at the comic book store.
19. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?
None. Oh wait, I drank some champagne a few days ago, does that count?
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
I think just two...maybe more.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
26 was pretty awesome, so was 24. 25 SUCKED!!!!
22. Your worst enemy?
My own self loathing.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
Well it's Scot's computer: an awesome picture of a frog
24.What is the last thing you said to someone?
"Tooling around on the intranet." And yes I know that's misspelled. That's how I said it.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which one would you choose?
flying hands down.
26. Do you love someone?
yes. there's a select few who get to bask in the sunlight of my love.
27.last song you listened to?
something from a musical.
28. If the last person you spoke to on the phone was getting shot at, what would you do?
get in between them and the bullets.
30. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace?
no
31. What's your favorite pair of pajamas like?
tank tops and shorts. They're so comfortable!
32. What do you do when you pass graveyards?
think about zombies
33. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
yeah i've seen quite a few.
34. How old do you think you'll live?
87
35. Have you ever been to www.43things.com?
yes
36. List five things you want to do in your lifetime:
1. learn to play an instrument well
2. have my own theatre
3. travel the world
4. go to circus school
5. own a ranch
37. What do you put on your hamburgers?
cheese, mayo and ketchup
38. What's your myspace password?
That's the dumbest question ever.
39. Do you eat raw hotdogs?
not since I was little
40. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad?
depends. sometimes I drown it, other times I'm a little more frugal.
Answer them with what comes to mind first, then REPOST the bulletin!
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?
I have GOT to get my eyebrows waxed.
2. When is the next time you will make out?
I don't know...I want to make out all the time so hopefully soon.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"
Pluck
4. What's your favorite planet?
Mercury
5. Who's the 4th person on your missed calls list?
Q
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Handbags and Gladrags. Ugh, I'm such a tool for having a favorite ringer.
7. What shirt are you wearing right now?
Sheesh, personal! It's a navy blue cable knit sweater.
8. What do you "label" yourself as?
What?
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Kenneth Cole Reaction
10. Bright or dark room?
Bright
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey?
He's alright.
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
The one on the right.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sitting on the couch next to Scot reading a comic book. Don't judge!!!
14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
It was something about gay drama and coming to visit.
15. What just so happens to be the best song in the world?
"The Third Wish"
16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot?
You know what I mean?
Whatever.
Get this shit off my face!!
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Scot.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
This old ass greyhound at the comic book store.
19. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?
None. Oh wait, I drank some champagne a few days ago, does that count?
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
I think just two...maybe more.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
26 was pretty awesome, so was 24. 25 SUCKED!!!!
22. Your worst enemy?
My own self loathing.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
Well it's Scot's computer: an awesome picture of a frog
24.What is the last thing you said to someone?
"Tooling around on the intranet." And yes I know that's misspelled. That's how I said it.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which one would you choose?
flying hands down.
26. Do you love someone?
yes. there's a select few who get to bask in the sunlight of my love.
27.last song you listened to?
something from a musical.
28. If the last person you spoke to on the phone was getting shot at, what would you do?
get in between them and the bullets.
30. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace?
no
31. What's your favorite pair of pajamas like?
tank tops and shorts. They're so comfortable!
32. What do you do when you pass graveyards?
think about zombies
33. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
yeah i've seen quite a few.
34. How old do you think you'll live?
87
35. Have you ever been to www.43things.com?
yes
36. List five things you want to do in your lifetime:
1. learn to play an instrument well
2. have my own theatre
3. travel the world
4. go to circus school
5. own a ranch
37. What do you put on your hamburgers?
cheese, mayo and ketchup
38. What's your myspace password?
That's the dumbest question ever.
39. Do you eat raw hotdogs?
not since I was little
40. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad?
depends. sometimes I drown it, other times I'm a little more frugal.
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Experiment: Part 2
If you haven't read my last post, you need to do so before continuing with this one.
Here are some more:
Bear had some of the best pictures on account of how much he can let his face fly. Look at that sucker go!!
Ben took the prize for the night. He really just shook the crap outta his face. I'm surprised he didn't hurt himself...
The man who we owe this whole thing to. He came up with the idea!
This was the first picture I saw that evening. Bear came up to me and told me that he'd taken a picture of a zombie...It's a terrifyingly accurate statement.
One of my favorite things about the pictures is that the girls all came out looking like stills from a porno. In the previous post this is perfectly shown in the picture with B and Zig. She totally looks like she's getting it from behind.
All right folks, that's all I've got for now. Feel free to conduct your own experiments and send me the pictures!! Happy shaking!
Here are some more:
Bear had some of the best pictures on account of how much he can let his face fly. Look at that sucker go!!
Ben took the prize for the night. He really just shook the crap outta his face. I'm surprised he didn't hurt himself...
The man who we owe this whole thing to. He came up with the idea!
This was the first picture I saw that evening. Bear came up to me and told me that he'd taken a picture of a zombie...It's a terrifyingly accurate statement.
One of my favorite things about the pictures is that the girls all came out looking like stills from a porno. In the previous post this is perfectly shown in the picture with B and Zig. She totally looks like she's getting it from behind.
All right folks, that's all I've got for now. Feel free to conduct your own experiments and send me the pictures!! Happy shaking!
Thursday, October 05, 2006
This is for posterity, so please, be honest...
Here's a little experiment for you:
Ok. Shake your head back and forth quickly. C'mon. No one's looking. Now, really get into it. I mean shake it fast and loose. Really just let your entire face fly! If you're doing it correctly there should be an accompanying squishy, slappy, jowly sound.
Are you doing it?
Now imagine, if you will, that while you are shaking what your mama gave you someone is there to document the whole with a thing with a camera...
Ok. Shake your head back and forth quickly. C'mon. No one's looking. Now, really get into it. I mean shake it fast and loose. Really just let your entire face fly! If you're doing it correctly there should be an accompanying squishy, slappy, jowly sound.
Are you doing it?
Now imagine, if you will, that while you are shaking what your mama gave you someone is there to document the whole with a thing with a camera...
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Oh jeez. Why are surveys so much fun?!?!
I got this from someone's myspace page. SInce I think myspace is kinda the devil I'm posting it here.
1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
I'm gonna say we go dutch, but the kind where he'll pay for mine and I'll pay for his.
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias who is it?
Olivella Montclair. And I'd go by Vella.
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Texas. Sorry Q.
4. You wake up as the opposite gender - what's the one thing you wanna try?
Seriously? Pee standing up or jerking off. That's a no brainer.
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Lando.
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
Easy Bake Oven. But if I had gotten one, I'd probably be obese.
7. Top three celebrities you wanna do?
Hmmm...this has changed recently. Ok, Josh Holloway, Clive Owen and Gale Harold (for old times sake)
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Lack of hygiene, tolerance and funds. They don't have to be rich, I just don't wanna pay for everything.
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
Dawn of the Dead
10. Worst thing you've ever said out loud?
Maybe she shot him and then shot herself.
11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution what's your last meal?
Anything that my mom cooks.
12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Been a bridesmaid.
13. Before you die you want to go to...?
Australia, Italy, Spain, Africa, etc, etc, etc.
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably wont ever be able to do?
be a dancer
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
panther.
16. A drug you'll never try?
I'm kinda over the whole drug thing
17. If you were an animal what would you be?
a coyote
18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
All the guys I knew when I was 12 were tools.
19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I day dream like nobody's business.
20. First celebrity crush?
Michael Douglas in Romancing the Stone
21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
an atom bomb
23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?
Bagels and English muffins
24. Favorite parody movie?
Wet, Hot, American Summer
25. Worst way to die?
Being eaten by a bear.
26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
I tend to look away from injuries on account of my delicate nature.
27. The worst injury you've ever had?
My knee locking up hurts like hell but isn't much to look at.
28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?
Family
29. Sport you hate the most?
Basketball
30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Albuquerque. Home.
31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
The human body
32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
I don't like this question.
33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
That's hot.
34. What makes an awesome party?
Good tunes, good folks, good times
35. What's your material obsession?
clothing and shoes
36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you? I have no idea how to answer this question
37. Favorite kind of dog?
Big ones: Great Dane, Boxer, big Poodles without the stupid haircuts. Little ones: Bulldogs, Boston Terriers, almost any Terrier really.
38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
Candy Apple
39. Morning or night person?
Both
40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
I completely lose any ability to bullshit.
41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
Japanese bread crumbs.
42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
pizza, toast, tacos...
43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?
I'm probably in bed
44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Kristi. The girl could make a root canal fun.
45.Worst job you've ever had?
I'm not answering this question. And NO it's not the job I have now. This job rocks.
46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Having to ask "What's wrong" 18 times before I answer. I'm trying to get better about it.
47. Favorite cereal?
Right now? I wouldn't mind a big bowl of Pops.
48. Book you could read repeatedly?
To Kill a Mockingbird, the Harry Potter Books, Like Water for Chocolate. The book I am reading repeatedly: Anne of Green Gables
49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
Be ugly to my folks. It's those things that make me cringe every time I think about them.
50. What's your favorite movie quote?
I can't take this kind of pressure. I don't have an answer for this one.
1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
I'm gonna say we go dutch, but the kind where he'll pay for mine and I'll pay for his.
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias who is it?
Olivella Montclair. And I'd go by Vella.
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Texas. Sorry Q.
4. You wake up as the opposite gender - what's the one thing you wanna try?
Seriously? Pee standing up or jerking off. That's a no brainer.
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Lando.
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
Easy Bake Oven. But if I had gotten one, I'd probably be obese.
7. Top three celebrities you wanna do?
Hmmm...this has changed recently. Ok, Josh Holloway, Clive Owen and Gale Harold (for old times sake)
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Lack of hygiene, tolerance and funds. They don't have to be rich, I just don't wanna pay for everything.
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
Dawn of the Dead
10. Worst thing you've ever said out loud?
Maybe she shot him and then shot herself.
11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution what's your last meal?
Anything that my mom cooks.
12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Been a bridesmaid.
13. Before you die you want to go to...?
Australia, Italy, Spain, Africa, etc, etc, etc.
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably wont ever be able to do?
be a dancer
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
panther.
16. A drug you'll never try?
I'm kinda over the whole drug thing
17. If you were an animal what would you be?
a coyote
18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
All the guys I knew when I was 12 were tools.
19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I day dream like nobody's business.
20. First celebrity crush?
Michael Douglas in Romancing the Stone
21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
an atom bomb
23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?
Bagels and English muffins
24. Favorite parody movie?
Wet, Hot, American Summer
25. Worst way to die?
Being eaten by a bear.
26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
I tend to look away from injuries on account of my delicate nature.
27. The worst injury you've ever had?
My knee locking up hurts like hell but isn't much to look at.
28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?
Family
29. Sport you hate the most?
Basketball
30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Albuquerque. Home.
31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
The human body
32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
I don't like this question.
33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
That's hot.
34. What makes an awesome party?
Good tunes, good folks, good times
35. What's your material obsession?
clothing and shoes
36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you? I have no idea how to answer this question
37. Favorite kind of dog?
Big ones: Great Dane, Boxer, big Poodles without the stupid haircuts. Little ones: Bulldogs, Boston Terriers, almost any Terrier really.
38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
Candy Apple
39. Morning or night person?
Both
40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
I completely lose any ability to bullshit.
41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
Japanese bread crumbs.
42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
pizza, toast, tacos...
43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?
I'm probably in bed
44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Kristi. The girl could make a root canal fun.
45.Worst job you've ever had?
I'm not answering this question. And NO it's not the job I have now. This job rocks.
46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Having to ask "What's wrong" 18 times before I answer. I'm trying to get better about it.
47. Favorite cereal?
Right now? I wouldn't mind a big bowl of Pops.
48. Book you could read repeatedly?
To Kill a Mockingbird, the Harry Potter Books, Like Water for Chocolate. The book I am reading repeatedly: Anne of Green Gables
49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
Be ugly to my folks. It's those things that make me cringe every time I think about them.
50. What's your favorite movie quote?
I can't take this kind of pressure. I don't have an answer for this one.
Monday, September 11, 2006
Sigh... Sigh with a capital "S"
Life is currently very beautiful in my neck of the woods. There's work which is going well, I believe, and that's all I'm going to say about it right now. It's getting to be that time of year and I don't want to jinx myself.
I spent the day as follows:
Woke up about 11am. Today is my one day off a week and Bear and I stayed up late last night watching Season 2 of LOST.
Bear went to partake in manly pastimes with the fellas (football) while I stayed home and got sucked into the movie "In Her Shoes". When Bear came home around 1:30 I was still in my bed clothes, rolling around on the floor watching this silly movie.
Showered, got dressed, and went to the market to get fixings for potstickers. May-May's Birthday party was today and I offered to bring the aforementioned treats. We made about 90 of them. Whew. Potstickers are pretty easy to make but they have to be assembled by hand. By about number 60 I was beginning to feel like a robot. Bear asked nicely if we could make extra so that we could have some to snack on tonight which accounts for the large number. I, of course, said yes because... well... it's just about impossible to say "No" to that boy. So 90 potstickers it was!!
Bear, F, and I loaded ourselves into the car and hightailed it over to the party where the potstickers went over like gangbusters. Hooray! Sass brought this rockin' jello salad, which I know sounds like a contradiction in terms, but believe me it rocks. Anyhoo, I had three helpings of it and would have had more but just couldn't fit it in.
Now we're back home and Bear is watching tv and sneaking potstickers from the fridge while I type this and life is good. I was thinking about it today and I'm very, very happy. I'm peaceful. That's not to say that I'm not excited or that there are no thrills in my life, in fact it's just the opposite. Yes, I worry about my job and yes, I wonder what will be the future fate of Bear and I if one of us doesn't come back next year but fall is on it's way and the leaves are starting to change and I just ordered 2 awesome pairs of shoes from zappos and won a cute skirt on ebay and I'm working on a show that I love with people that I love and it's easy to get wrapped up in all the lovely and not get too engrossed in the ugly.
And that's all I ever really want: enough lovely to make the ugly not seem so bad.
I mean, isn't that what everyone wants?
Life is currently very beautiful in my neck of the woods. There's work which is going well, I believe, and that's all I'm going to say about it right now. It's getting to be that time of year and I don't want to jinx myself.
I spent the day as follows:
Woke up about 11am. Today is my one day off a week and Bear and I stayed up late last night watching Season 2 of LOST.
Bear went to partake in manly pastimes with the fellas (football) while I stayed home and got sucked into the movie "In Her Shoes". When Bear came home around 1:30 I was still in my bed clothes, rolling around on the floor watching this silly movie.
Showered, got dressed, and went to the market to get fixings for potstickers. May-May's Birthday party was today and I offered to bring the aforementioned treats. We made about 90 of them. Whew. Potstickers are pretty easy to make but they have to be assembled by hand. By about number 60 I was beginning to feel like a robot. Bear asked nicely if we could make extra so that we could have some to snack on tonight which accounts for the large number. I, of course, said yes because... well... it's just about impossible to say "No" to that boy. So 90 potstickers it was!!
Bear, F, and I loaded ourselves into the car and hightailed it over to the party where the potstickers went over like gangbusters. Hooray! Sass brought this rockin' jello salad, which I know sounds like a contradiction in terms, but believe me it rocks. Anyhoo, I had three helpings of it and would have had more but just couldn't fit it in.
Now we're back home and Bear is watching tv and sneaking potstickers from the fridge while I type this and life is good. I was thinking about it today and I'm very, very happy. I'm peaceful. That's not to say that I'm not excited or that there are no thrills in my life, in fact it's just the opposite. Yes, I worry about my job and yes, I wonder what will be the future fate of Bear and I if one of us doesn't come back next year but fall is on it's way and the leaves are starting to change and I just ordered 2 awesome pairs of shoes from zappos and won a cute skirt on ebay and I'm working on a show that I love with people that I love and it's easy to get wrapped up in all the lovely and not get too engrossed in the ugly.
And that's all I ever really want: enough lovely to make the ugly not seem so bad.
I mean, isn't that what everyone wants?
Thursday, September 07, 2006
Secret Lovers...
Who doesn't love a secret romance? Just about everyone I know has been in one in some way, shape, or form. There's something so exciting about having that kind of delicious secret between you and another person.
*Let me clearly state that I am NOT currently in any kind of secret romance. I don't want anyone getting any kind of ideas. My romance is completely out in the open.*
Inevitably word gets leaked to other people and that is currently the situation I'm in. I've been leaked to. And it's the type of thing where now I see these two folks and I think "Seriously does no one else see this? Or does everyone else know it and I'm the only nerd who thinks that it is awesome?" Hmmm...
The only thing I don't like about a secret romance is that occasionally there are circumstances that force people to have secret romances. I mean, if you took your turn on the swings and decided you didn't like them, you can't try to cut back in line when someone else climbs on board and starts having a rad time, no? That's just common sense.
*Let me clearly state that I am NOT currently in any kind of secret romance. I don't want anyone getting any kind of ideas. My romance is completely out in the open.*
Inevitably word gets leaked to other people and that is currently the situation I'm in. I've been leaked to. And it's the type of thing where now I see these two folks and I think "Seriously does no one else see this? Or does everyone else know it and I'm the only nerd who thinks that it is awesome?" Hmmm...
The only thing I don't like about a secret romance is that occasionally there are circumstances that force people to have secret romances. I mean, if you took your turn on the swings and decided you didn't like them, you can't try to cut back in line when someone else climbs on board and starts having a rad time, no? That's just common sense.
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